Throw it out!

This is an example of SPECIALIZATION.  I don't just chew up everything.  I have my standards, you know.  It helps if it is plastic, has interesting smells, and dangly bits.  This was hard work and shows my accumulated accomplishments over the last 3 years or so.  It is nice that the Feeder keeps buying these for me.

Butter plate of shame

Yes, this is more evidence in the long series "chewing".  Or maybe it belongs more in "mistakes".Anyway, the feeder was really put out after this episode, where I found this scrumptious morsel of yellowness just sitting and waiting for me on the dining table.  I waited til the coast was clear, jumped up and grabbed it.  I took it outside to enjoy (thus the dirt coating) but who was there waiting for me?
Yup, she caught me in the act.

Your breath is so minty

It takes a lot, sometimes, to get the attention of the feeder. The two of them, feeder and the otherone, went SOMEPLACE and left me all ALONE. It got dark. Then, finally they returned. I think they were tired, because they went to sleep shortly thereafter. But- I found, hidden in the feeder's handbag, this delicious bit. I dragged out the package (after opening the zipper - you know I am good at that). Voila! The candy just dropped out and I ate a few and admired the rest. No tummy aches, so it wasn't wrong, was it?

Can you hear me now?

So, this is the story. The feeder was walking me on one our usual chained walks ( she chains herself to me for some reason). I had concluded one of my deposits, which she was scrutinizing with unusual interest. Some red and yellow things caught her eye. Were they some new exotic parasite I had picked up? Some crazy new undigested dog food? No, folks, those delicious earplugs I had eaten the night before went straight through me and ended up on the grass. Betrayed by my own digestive tract!!

Happy New Ear!

Unbelievable! Right after Priscilla's (successful) surgery we found her ear. What to do? Should we leave her in her new streamlined configuration or should we re-attach the appendage? Any thoughts?

More Stuff I Chewed

No, I haven't broken my no chewing resolution yet. This is just a little collage/montage I made of a previous chewing session. Is it art or is it just a Dew Chomp?

Chewers Anonymous

I'm in trouble again with the feeder. She thinks I chew too much. They have all these alluring plastics laying around and I'm afraid I can't resist. It's those delicious phtalates. Anyway, here is a collection of some of my favorite items. You will see there are some pencils mixed in with the pens. I don't like to discriminate against them, even though they generally have more wood than plastic. Still, they have a good crunch, and that is what matters.